{"product_id":"ceramic-mug-11oz-15oz-1","title":"Retired Mug — \"Free to Do Whatever My Wife Wants\" Ceramic Coffee Cup (11oz \u0026 15oz)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlip into a slow morning. This ceramic mug carries a quiet, satisfied grin—retired, hands finally untied, ready to let your partner’s plans lead the way. Hold it warm and feel the small ceremony of routine: the glossy white surface, the vibrant print catching morning light, the steady C-handle fitting like a familiar handshake. It lives on the kitchen counter, at the end of a garden bench, or beside the laptop during a late-morning project. Use it on weekday breakfasts when schedules shift, during backyard barbecues when roles relax, or on lazy Sundays when errands are optional. The wording on the mug nods to a life that’s moved past routines and toward freedom—lush with inside-joke energy for couples who trade calendars for spontaneity. It’s for someone who’ll laugh, pour a second cup, and let the day be decided by whim rather than obligation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Durable glossy white ceramic with vibrant printing\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44432913662054,"sku":"21889730751682077193","price":18.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44432913694822,"sku":"57207737126154778812","price":19.81,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/5852\/1446\/files\/10313384168978173592_2048.jpg?v=1777525874","url":"https:\/\/lavadawgs.com\/products\/ceramic-mug-11oz-15oz-1","provider":"Lava Dawgs Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}