{"product_id":"ceramic-mug-fueled-by-coffee-and-mild-existential-dread-funny-coffee-mug","title":"Ceramic Mug — \"Fueled by Coffee and Mild Existential Dread\" Funny Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart the day with a little honest humor. This glossy ceramic mug carries a sleepy, wide-eyed cup and the text “Fueled by Coffee and Mild Existential Dread” — a quiet, wry companion for morning routines, late-night study sessions, or slow afternoons at a desk. The bright print sits on durable white ceramic that makes the design pop. Hold it in a comfortable C-handle while sipping something hot and knowing someone else understands the small, realness of everyday life. It’s the kind of mug that sparks a knowing smile, eases awkward small talk, and slips naturally into daily rituals — whether you’re fueling a 9-to-5, grinding through creative work, or lounging with a slow weekend brew.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp full-color printing\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45592641077350,"sku":"46449703566505177055","price":18.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":45592641110118,"sku":"14979204216696045449","price":19.81,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/5852\/1446\/files\/9052043540007348288_2048.jpg?v=1778126261","url":"https:\/\/lavadawgs.com\/products\/ceramic-mug-fueled-by-coffee-and-mild-existential-dread-funny-coffee-mug","provider":"Lava Dawgs Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}